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A girl called Lemon is looking for her lover, Cactus. This play explores the attachment-type theory, especially the anxious attachment type. This is an eccentric surreal play, but very funny, touching and easily understandable. The cast of The Workplace have performed with Cambridge Improv Factory, The Comediasians, The Shambles, The Cambridge Impronauts, The Southend 48 Hour Improvathon and are excited to bring their new show to life at the Brighton Fringe! For what can you say to someone when their heart’s been cleft in two? From the writer and production team behind the 2022 Voice Mag BEST NEWCOMER AWARD at Brighton Fringe comes a haunting UK PREMIERE – a broken fairy tale for broken people. In a whimsical land of dark fantasy, Magnus Coffinkey must repair a broken bell atop an impossibly high tower. Success will make his deepest desire come true – whereas the price of failure is a permanently broken heart and a lifetime of guilt, pain and sorrow. Using fairy tale as a gentle tool for processing and trying to make sense out of personal trauma and grief, The Trials of Magnus Coffinkey is charming, honest and devastating. The face that launched a thousand ships finally gets to speak. That Witch Helen blends myth, movement, and storytelling to give Helen of Troy, one of history’s most hated women, a chance to tell her own story. “What happens to all the clever little girls?” Written and performed by Catie Ridewood. Directed by Janette Eddisford. What’s worse than bumping into a terrible one-night stand? Meeting in the abortion clinic is probably up there. Not quite a rom-com, not quite a cabaret, ‘Karaoke at the SU’ fuses a story spanning decades with musical numbers and puppetry to create something that speaks to everyone’s inner child. Be prepared for tears, bad dancing and too much WKD. This is not your regular love story. Join Billy & Elliot, two queer, emotionally constipated 30-somethings on their journey to becoming their authentic selves. Expect singing, dancing, therapy, 5-am bed talks and a whole lot of mooo-ing. Laugh and “cry” with them as they discover that platonic love conquers all. The face that launched a thousand ships finally gets to speak. That Witch Helen blends myth, movement, and storytelling to give Helen of Troy, one of history’s most hated women, a chance to tell her own story. “What happens to all the clever little girls?” Written and performed by Catie Ridewood. Directed by Janette Eddisford. RANK A debut play from Goldie Majtas, Gemma and Jane couldn’t be closer, the type of friendship that could survive through anything, I mean anything. This absurd piece of dark comedy will take you on an unexpected journey through the lives of two twenty-somethings trying to sort their sh*t out. All starting at a taxi rank. Think Waiting for Godot meets Fleabag. Be prepared for explicit subject matters and dark themes in this fun, fresh piece of writing. Directed by Julia Mandler and staring Paige Cowell and Goldie Majtas. Grania Dean Studio What’s worse than bumping into a terrible one-night stand? Meeting in the abortion clinic is probably up there. Not quite a rom-com, not quite a cabaret, ‘Karaoke at the SU’ fuses a story spanning decades with musical numbers and puppetry to create something that speaks to everyone’s inner child. Be prepared for tears, bad dancing and too much WKD. Coffee After Therapy is an exciting new musical by award-winning writer/composer Matthew Knowles. It delves into the life of a recently-single woman, attempting to navigate relationships, careers and expectations in an ever-faster 21st century. This workshop production is staged by, and stars, Yorkshire-based director, choreographer and actor, Anita Adams, who is known for her inspiring work all over the country. It also includes a talented cast of singers, actors and musicians. The face that launched a thousand ships finally gets to speak. That Witch Helen blends myth, movement, and storytelling to give Helen of Troy, one of history’s most hated women, a chance to tell her own story. “What happens to all the clever little girls?” Written and performed by Catie Ridewood. Directed by Janette Eddisford. RANK A debut play from Goldie Majtas, Gemma and Jane couldn’t be closer, the type of friendship that could survive through anything, I mean anything. This absurd piece of dark comedy will take you on an unexpected journey through the lives of two twenty-somethings trying to sort their sh*t out. All starting at a taxi rank. Think Waiting for Godot meets Fleabag. Be prepared for explicit subject matters and dark themes in this fun, fresh piece of writing. Directed by Julia Mandler and staring Paige Cowell and Goldie Majtas. Grania Dean Studio What’s worse than bumping into a terrible one-night stand? Meeting in the abortion clinic is probably up there. Not quite a rom-com, not quite a cabaret, ‘Karaoke at the SU’ fuses a story spanning decades with musical numbers and puppetry to create something that speaks to everyone’s inner child. Be prepared for tears, bad dancing and too much WKD. The Waiting Room
The Waiting Room
She realises Cactus left her, and is on the other side of the door.
Lemon tries to talk to Cactus, she desperately wants Cactus back. But she doesn’t hear anything from him.
All the people she loved disappeared through that door but she couldn’t open it.
Why did they leave her alone in the waiting room? Why can’t she open the door?
Whose door is it if you can’t open the door? What’s there behind the door?
How was your first relationship? Was it a massive fail? Or quite successful?
What’s the reason we’re not good at it? Where’s it come from?
It contains beautiful physical movement, dream-like words and a weird song about watermelon.
Please join her journey for escaping the waiting room. The Workplace
The Workplace
Join us for your new favourite workplace sitcom. Based on suggestions from the audience, a new cast of eclectic characters live out the every day of working the 9 to 5, with ego clashes, office politics and all sorts of absurd workplace situations.If you’re a fan of The Office, Parks and Recreation, or comedy in general, this is a show you don’t want to miss. Dinner! Darlings! Dinner!
Dinner! Darlings! Dinner!
The Trails of Magnus Coffinkey
The Trails of Magnus Coffinkey
Nothing…
Nothing…
Nothing…
No words will ever do. That Witch Helen
That Witch Helen
Meet Helen, before Troy, in this feminist retelling of the Ancient Greek epic. Witness her divine beginnings (yes, she did hatch from an egg!), her youth as a Spartan warrior, her fateful decision to leave her husband, and finally the decade of brutal war and destruction that follows. Karaoke at the S.U
Karaoke at the S.U
In this sharp dramatic-comedy, Lorna and Benji keep crossing paths as they try to navigate university culture, relationships and what it means to “be an adult”. Equal parts silly and melancholy, they try to answer the age old question: how much of your student loan could you pay off being on OnlyFans? 2 Queers in Tears?
2 Queers in Tears?
Billy: “We should write a play about this”
Elliot: “God no babe, this is not for public viewing… ” That Witch Helen
That Witch Helen
Meet Helen, before Troy, in this feminist retelling of the Ancient Greek epic. Witness her divine beginnings (yes, she did hatch from an egg!), her youth as a Spartan warrior, her fateful decision to leave her husband, and finally the decade of brutal war and destruction that follows. RANK.
RANK.
Karaoke at the S.U
Karaoke at the S.U
In this sharp dramatic-comedy, Lorna and Benji keep crossing paths as they try to navigate university culture, relationships and what it means to “be an adult”. Equal parts silly and melancholy, they try to answer the age old question: how much of your student loan could you pay off being on OnlyFans? Coffee After Therapy
Coffee After Therapy
It is a story about loss, grief and change – and how we come out the other side. That Witch Helen
That Witch Helen
Meet Helen, before Troy, in this feminist retelling of the Ancient Greek epic. Witness her divine beginnings (yes, she did hatch from an egg!), her youth as a Spartan warrior, her fateful decision to leave her husband, and finally the decade of brutal war and destruction that follows. RANK.
RANK.
Karaoke at the S.U
Karaoke at the S.U
In this sharp dramatic-comedy, Lorna and Benji keep crossing paths as they try to navigate university culture, relationships and what it means to “be an adult”. Equal parts silly and melancholy, they try to answer the age old question: how much of your student loan could you pay off being on OnlyFans?